Mr. Joyce Takes on the World

Welcome to Stratford-Upon-Avon                       “Henley street is up there, sir. Shakespeare’s birthplace is on the right.”                        I only had to ask, “Where is Henley Street?” The town tourism guide knew exactly why I was headed there. I thanked him, and found that Henley street was only a few paces from where I stood. I had no trouble finding Shakespeare’s childhood home.                        On my right stood a large Tudor house. As you can see in the photo, it’s lovely, and yet humble. Much as the King of Kings was born in a stable—the king of all authors was born in an upstairs bedroom of this unassuming house. The wood bracing gives it a charming look, which I’ve always adored. One of my ...

I'm taking a long-awaiting trip to the U.K. this week. In preparation I compiled a list of things to do while I'm there.  10. Get Daisy Ridley's number, er, autograph! Ask to meet Rey's parents.  9. Find out if Emilia Clarke really does have pet dragons.  8. Have Wicker Man style shindig at Stonehenge. A BYOS party: Bring Your Own Sacrifice. 7. Find the best brownies in Glastonbury; both the confection, and the fey folk.  6. See if Chris Hitchin's liver was preserved after death.  5. Create a black hole with Stephen Hawking, using household items.  4. See if Platform 9-and-three-quarters leads to an enchanted disco bar, as well as Hogwarts Express.  3. Rent the Tower of London for recreational purposes. Ravens included!  2. Ask Kate Winslet about the end of Titanic. Leo could have totally fit on that door!  1. Find excalibur. Extract from watery tart in a lake. Become king. Smite my enemies.  Bonus goals: Find...